siuilaruin:

mylifeasasassymannequin:

sthummel:

gleekilicious:

superyuui:

callmekitto:

lunapics:

chambergambit:

inlovewithfictionalcharacters:

sajina:

phiillii:

radiolocked:

“The Russian cultural attaché’s black bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by\y the connoisseurs.”

Es läutet beim Professor Stein.

seems legit!

 Perhaps it was as well that she had been unconscious for four weeks.

Dear gods.

She placed her hands on my shoulders, kissed me on both cheeks, and marched off, her narrow hips swishing.

Oh great so none for me :D

Today the listener gripped the fixture as it siphoned out a broadcast, sputtering sound into the hut.

…kay.

Stone-ground unblewched white wheat flour with germ is another high protein flour made from hard red spring wheat. …um, no, not really.

“What a terrible monster!”

…hey

“Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see that it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.”

brb dying

“A phrase of the form “noun1 no noun2” acts more or less like one big noun - you can put it wherever you can put a noun, as in the following example.”

oh Japanese textbook.

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kind of tired.”

 The midnight oil might stink some nights.

The fossil pigs in the assemblage, however, seemed too primitive for that date.

These constructions cause some initial problems for children because the subject of the main clause, the man, is separated from its verb, has agreed, by the relative clause, you saw here yesterday.

(Source: loveclaire)