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open rp

dragondicks:

dragonfuckr:

*wakes up*

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"What a nice morning for exercising!" said Sportacus. He bounced out of bed and went by his daily routine of stretching and eating fruit. Suddenly he heard an unfamiliar voice. "Who’s there? And what are you doing in my airship!" He shouted at the stranger.

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im here to suck your dick




injuries:

One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.




sixpenceee:

the things from my nightmares

sixpenceee:

the things from my nightmares




thERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING CENTIPEDE UNDER MY BED AND NOW RTHERE S THIS ???? STUPID SPIDER NOT ONE, BUT TWO, TWO FUCKING SPIDERS ***ON*** MY BED IM FREAKING OUT SEND HELP SOS 911 SNDF JESKGNLDK





Who likes doing something like this?

Who likes doing something like this?




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well fandom, we’re fucked.




aryashi:

3wheels:

crimson-sun:

So… this has probably been done already right

this made me both amused and angry

why this is perfect




smeds-fandom-obsessions:

It rubs the lotion on its skin

smeds-fandom-obsessions:

It rubs the lotion on its skin




ishipitlikeups:

wtfbadromancecovers:

So Slenderman smut fanfic is a thing now.

That’s it. That’s the last one I can handle for today. Good night.

ishipitlikeups:

wtfbadromancecovers:

So Slenderman smut fanfic is a thing now.

That’s it. That’s the last one I can handle for today. Good night.




rezllen:

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rezllen:

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