One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
the things from my nightmares
thERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING CENTIPEDE UNDER MY BED AND NOW RTHERE S THIS ???? STUPID SPIDER NOT ONE, BUT TWO, TWO FUCKING SPIDERS ***ON*** MY BED IM FREAKING OUT SEND HELP SOS 911 SNDF JESKGNLDK
well fandom, we’re fucked.
So… this has probably been done already right
this made me both amused and angry
why this is perfect
It rubs the lotion on its skin
So Slenderman smut fanfic is a thing now.
That’s it. That’s the last one I can handle for today. Good night.
[HIGHLY DISTRESSED YODELING]